I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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