They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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