So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
babies were throwing up all over the place
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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