Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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