I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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