i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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