I just saw a hot homeless man
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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