he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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