But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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