When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
These tits shall not be calmed
You ruined the universe
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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