They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize