does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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