Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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