i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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