I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My balls are so social today.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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