Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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