I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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