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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(207): View more from Maine

just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.

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(727): View more from Florida

You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.

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