Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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