i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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