Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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