i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize