my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I've blown a few things in my day
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
