i just made my gag reflex go away.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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