If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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