You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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