Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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