But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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