That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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