they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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