And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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