You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i came on her dog
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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