Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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