When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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