thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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