her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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