I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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