It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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