All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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