What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Someone shattered a urinal.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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