i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
worst night to have a conscience
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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