How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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