I'm really into asian looking animals
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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