I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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