So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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