I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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