I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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