Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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