I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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