Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Randomize
