I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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