I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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