is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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