yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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