the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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