Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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