they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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