i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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