maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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