I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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